a casa...

un aiuto alle band (rock, ma non solo) che non hanno ancora un nome.

Io da giovane suonavo. Come tanti. Anzi, meglio di tanti e peggio di tanti.

Ho suonato in tre band(s): Litalia (!) M.D.M. (mondo di merda) e Zottesta.

Quindi con questi tre nomi chi sarei io per pensare di suggerire nomi per gruppi musicali ad altri?

...e invece no!

Qui ne troverete di bellissimi...Quasi quasi tornerei giovane solo per mettere su una band con uno di questi nomi! (e trombare un po' di più...)

Approfittatene; ma se diventate famosi e sopratutto ricchi ricordatevi di me.

Acid Cocks (sex alternative)

Agony (dark plus)

Ahora Now (crossover)

Algìa (masochistic punk)

Analisi Logica (grammatical progressive)

Anestesia (post-operatorial trance)

Anfe (hardcore sniff)

Antimona (gay rock veneto)

Aracnofobìa (psycho techno)

Asimov’s Dream (sci-fi dance)

Asperità (hard hard rock)

Asphalt Jingles (urban vocal)

Assurda Baldoria (folk)

Attimpuri (onanistic hardcore)

B.C.P.T. (muscle rock)

Bad Air (pollution hard rock)

Bambi Naja (militar baby rock)

Band Of Neon (tango)

Bandéra (national folk)

Bastalà (turin folk)

Bastille Kaputt (nazi alternative)

Bava (punk)

Bekkarìa (splatter rock)

Bi-doni (fake duo)

Bingo Band (old games rock)

Black Bimbo (new funky)

Black Virgo (metal)

Blinds Blonds (blues)

Blokkoskizzi (art rock)

Blue Potatoes (vegetables gospel)

Bodysnack (merenda punk)

Bonus Malus (insurance metal)

Boofera (hard weather rock)

Bracciakonserte (bland strike rock)

Bu Bu 7 (babies brivid rock)

Burning South (north metal)

Burning South are: Prospero Melegatti-Carlo Brambilla-Nerino Carugati-Elvio Zanetti

Bye Bye Celibato (married rock)

C6 (presenzialistic techno)

Caldopiombo (riot funky)

Camoney (euro's hope folk)

Colon Boom (heavy ass metal)

Colonne Portanti (catastal italian pop)

Command Line (informatic rock)

Dalila Cut (progressive barber)

Danni Morali (juristic hard rock)

Dead Daddy (orphan southern rock)

Dirty Noses (moocher folk rock)

Disagio Profondo (psychologic dark)

Discorta Wheels (optimistic southern car rock)

Doping (drug'n'sport)

Elettrolisi (chimical noise)

Emergenza (presto hardcore)

Emilia Red (regional comunistic alternative)

Emodialisi (nefro hardcore)

Eritema (hardcore skin)

Essenza (basic rock)

Esser C (presenzialistic rock)

Esseri Amorfi (pfui rock)

Fare Night (tard rock)

Foroboario (animal folk)

Fosche Tinte (painter dark)

Fratelli Ditalia (italian brothers rock)

Full Metal Minchia (mediterranean sex metal)

Fun Go (easy mushrooms listening)

Funketty (littles mushroms funky)

Funk Yourself (personal funky)

Funktotum (general funky)

Funkulo (rear funky)

Gemini’s Death (family tragic progressive)

Giunti Cardanici (heavy metalmeccanic)

Gli Aracnoidi (sci-fi beat)

Gli Strozzapreti (anticlerical beat)

Go!Do! (active imperative sex)

Go Man! (urgent)

Good Shit (southern coprofagic rock)

Gotica (cathedral dark)

Grumo (secern punk)

Hard Banana (sex metal)

Hot Sacrifice (metal fire)

Humanum Est Est Est (alcoholic dark)

I Cantastrofisti (pessimistic folk)

I Claudicanti (diseases folk beat)

I Portenti (magical beat)

I Prestanome (political beat)

Ice Nietzsche (philosofic rock)

Inshallahta (vegetarian muslim rock)

Inshallahta are: Raki El Radish-Foliaz Ghambo-Soup Al Farroh-Zouch Marin

Ironear (noise metal)

Kinder Off (adult only rock)

Klaustro (elettronical box)

Kolica (balkan rock)

Koska (hip hop mediterraneo)

Kute (skin)

Kutenera (afro skin)

La Turpe Merenda (pedo progressive)

Le Biomasse (political progressive folk)

Le Piogge Acide (ambient beat)

Le Povere Bestie (animalistic folk)

Le Rane Del Reno (vocal shit)

Le Sabbie Nobili (beat)

Liquid Boys (water easy listening)

Lopzione (alopecian art rock)

Los Traficantes (salsa de coca)

Macropoli (big urban techno)

Malasorte (jella folk)

Many People (big choral folk)

Marino Sale (d’autore)

Mastite (female disease hardcore)

Meglio Soli (paranoical soul)

Microtoast (fame)

Mikonsenta (political bluff rock)

Mito Mito (musica d’autore)

Monumental Diseases (hospital punk)

Napalm (war metal)

Nativi Morti (alternative)

Nebula Padania (north progressive)

Necesse (latin trash)

Nefrite (clinical hardcore)

No Noja (dance)

No Pray (anticlerical pop)

No Work (hard strike rock)

Nofrost (ice rock)

OK Bestia (folk punk)

Okkio (optical alternative)

Opus Devil (clerical deviance metal)

O-Ring (hydraulic hard)

Orto Fosforico (chemical progressive)

Pan&Acqua (jail rock)

Parabellum (weapon latin)

Past One (old mediterranean crossover)

PeaceKelly (newbys female)

People Don’t Say (mute)

Pinocchio’s Wood (fable folk)

Pockets (small band)

Poker Trio (illogical acoustic folk)

Poor Kings (aristocratic rockabilly)

Rauss Mama (family alternative)

Red Bibles (clerical hard rock)

Regole D’Ingaggio (war rock)

Rito Pagano (d’autore)

Rospberry (disgoustous folk)

Rumuori (definitive noise)

S.M.S. (Sotto Mentite Spoglie) (cellular hided rock)

Santabarbara (disco bum)

Saponificatha (cianciulli's alternative)

Screaming Dollies (bad girl rock)

Shame On (moralistic funky)

Silicon Wafer (computer music)

Ska Go (liquid shit ska)

Skamorza (ska partenopeo)

SkantiNati (garage born)

Skaramakai (clown folk)

Smamma (hardcore)

Smell Like Feat (dirty rock)

Spasma (hardcore)

Spazio Aereo (avio progressive)

Talassemìa (rock mediterraneo)

Talis Mani (latin lucky jazz)

Talis Mani are: Flavio Cornetti-Tullio Gobbi-Claudio Neri Gatti-Augusto Saleversi

The Minkiettes (vocal girls)

The Ozono Hole (ambient ambient)

The Savonarolas (burning screaming vocal)

The Singles (only one beat)

Timor Domini (religious dark)

Too Much (many rock)

Tuquoque Brutus (latin surprise rock)

Ultrapanico (big fear hardcore)

Uni A 4 (tipografic techno)

Vallanza Ska (penitenziary ska)

Vitamina Cappa (pharmacy dance)

Wakkakane (animal folk)

Zerokarma (hardcore zen)

Zinko Biloba (folk botanic metal)

Zoppa’s (progressive washing)