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un aiuto alle band (rock, ma non solo) che non hanno ancora un nome.

 

Io da giovane suonavo. Come tanti. Anzi, meglio di tanti e peggio di tanti.

Ho suonato in tre band(s): Litalia (!) M.D.M. (mondo di merda) e Zottesta.

Quindi con questi tre nomi chi sarei io per pensare di suggerire nomi per gruppi musicali ad altri?

...e invece no!

Qui ne troverete di bellissimi...Quasi quasi tornerei giovane solo per mettere su una band con uno di questi nomi! (e trombare un po' di più...)

Approfittatene; ma se diventate famosi e sopratutto ricchi ricordatevi di me.

 

 

 

 

 

A

'A Frotte (neapolitan big band)

Acid Cocks (sex alternative)

Agony (dark plus)

Ahora Now (crossover)

Algìa (masochistic punk)

Analisi Logica (grammatical progressive)

Anestesia (post-operatorial trance)

Anfe (hardcore sniff)

Antimona (gay rock veneto)

Aracnofobìa (psycho techno)

Asimov’s Dream (sci-fi dance)

Asperità (hard hard rock)

Asphalt Jingles (urban vocal)

Assurda Baldoria (folk)

Attimpuri (onanistic hardcore)

Audience (Techno-Ambient)

 

B

 

B.C.P.T. (muscle rock)

Bad Air (pollution hard rock)

Balcony Out (psycho rock)

Bambi Naja (militar baby rock)

Band Of Neon (tango)

Bandéra (national folk)

Baracca & Burattini (strafolk duo)

Bastalà (turin folk)

Bastille Kaputt (nazi alternative)

Bava (punk)

Bekkarìa (splatter rock)

Bi-doni (fake duo)

Bingo Band (old games rock)

Black Bimbo (new funky)

Black Virgo (metal)

Blinds Blonds (blues)

Blokkoskizzi (art rock)

Blue Potatoes (vegetables gospel)

Bodysnack (merenda punk)

Bonus Malus (insurance metal)

Boofera (hard weather rock)

Bracciakonserte (bland strike rock)

Brian Brain (psycho rock)

Bu Bu 7 (babies brivid rock)

Burning South (north metal)

Burning South are: Prospero Melegatti-Carlo Brambilla-Nerino Carugati-Elvio Zanetti

Bye Bye Celibato (married rock)

 

C

 


C6 (presenzialistic techno)

Caldopiombo (riot funky)

Camoney (euro's hope folk)

Carlino & The Rest (local press beat)

Christian O' Sties (catholic irish folk)

Colon Boom (heavy ass metal)

Colonne Portanti (catastal italian pop)

Command Line (informatic rock)

 

D

 


Dalila Cut (progressive barber)

Danny Morali (juristic hard rock)

Dead Daddy (orphan southern rock)

Dina Mite (mine folk)

Dirty Noses (moocher folk rock)

Disagio Profondo (psychologic dark)

Discorta Wheels (optimistic southern car rock)

Dodo & Gli Estinti (no more music)*

Dolenti Note (italian dark)

Doping (drug'n'sport)

Drum e Dario (world duo)

Duo Maron (ambient)

 

(Dodo & Gli Estinti are: Dodo, Dino Sauri, My Grandmother, Half Seasons, Belle Manyere)

 

E

 


Ein Stein (heavy mental)

Elettrolisi (chimical noise)

Emergenza (presto hardcore)

Emilia Red (regional comunistic alternative)

Emodialisi (nefro hardcore)

Eritema (hardcore skin)

Essenza (basic rock)

Esser C (presenzialistic rock)

Esseri Amorfi (pfui rock)

 

F

 


Fare Night (tard rock)

Fibroma (policlinical punk)

Foroboario (animal folk)

Fosche Tinte (painter dark)

Fratelli Disangue (family splatter)*

Fratelli Ditalia (italian brothers rock)

Fratto/Zero (algebric punk)

Full Metal Minchia (mediterranean sex metal)

Fun Go (easy mushrooms listening)

Fun Cool (gay easy listening)

Funketty (littles mushroms funky)

Funk Yourself (personal funky)

Funktotum (general funky)

Funkulo (rear funky)

(Fratelli Disangue are: Joe Disangue, Michael Disangue. Tony Disangue, Gino Disangue)

 

G

 


Gemini’s Death (family tragic progressive)

Giunti Cardanici (heavy metalmeccanic)

Gli Aracnoidi (sci-fi beat)

Gli Strozzapreti (anticlerical beat)

Go!Do! (active imperative sex)

Go Man! (urgent)

Good Shit (southern coprofagic rock)

Gotica (cathedral dark)

Grumo (secern punk)

 

H

 

Happylectric (convulsive dance)

Hard Banana (sex metal)

Hot Sacrifice (metal fire)

Humanum Est Est Est (alcoholic dark)

Herpes (derma punk)

 

I

 

I Cantastrofisti (pessimistic folk)

I Claudicanti (diseases folk beat)

I Polimeri (plastic rock)

I Portenti (magical beat)

I Prestanome (political beat)

Ice Nietzsche (philosofic rock)

In Calce (Typhographic Rock)

Inshallahta (vegetarian muslim rock) *

Ironear (noise metal)

(Inshallahta are: Raki El Radish-Foliaz Ghambo-Soup Al Farroh-Zouch Marin)

 

K

Kave Kanem (bestial metal)

Kinder Off (adult only rock)

Klaustro (elettronical box)

Kolica (balkan rock)

Koska (hip hop mediterraneo)

Kute (skin)

Kutenera (afro skin)

 

L

 


La Turpe Merenda (pedo progressive)

Le Biomasse (political progressive folk)

Le Piogge Acide (ambient beat)

Le Povere Bestie (animalistic folk)

Le Rane Del Reno (vocal shit)

Le Sabbie Nobili (beat)

Liquid Boys (water easy listening)

Lopzione (alopecian art rock)

Los Traficantes (salsa de coca)

 

M

 


Macropoli (big urban techno)

Malasorte (jella folk)

Many People (big choral folk)

Marino Sale (d’autore)

Mastite (female disease hardcore)

Meglio Soli (paranoical soul)

Mestruo (monthly punk)

Metastasi (oncologic share punk)

Microtoast (fame)

Mikonsenta (political bluff rock)

Minextra (more food rock)

Mito Mito (musica d’autore)

Monumental Diseases (hospital punk)

Mors Tua (yours cazz rock)

 

N

 


Napalm (war metal)

Nativi Morti (alternative)

Nebula Padania (north progressive)

Necesse (latin trash)

Necrosi (putrefarock)

Nefrite (clinical hardcore)

No Noja (dance)

No Pray (anticlerical pop)

No Work (hard strike rock)

No, you no (exclusive dance)

Nofrost (ice rock)

 

O

 


OK Bestia (folk punk)

Okkio (optical alternative)

Opus Devil (clerical deviance metal)

O-Ring (hydraulic hard)

Orto Fosforico (chemical progressive)

 

 

P

 


Pan&Acqua (jail rock)

Parabellum (weapon latin)

Past One (old mediterranean crossover)

PeaceKelly (newbys female)

People Don’t Say (mute)

Pillole Blue (sex blues)

Pinocchio’s Wood (fable folk)

Placenta (new baby punk)

Pockets (small band)

Poker Trio (illogical acoustic folk)

Poor Kings (aristocratic rockabilly)

Punk Floyd (psychedelic punk)

Putamaros (combat rumba)

 

Q

 

Quattro Venti (eighties)

Quorum (necessary referendum music)

 

 

R

 


Rauss Mama (family alternative)

Red Bibles (clerical hard rock)

Regole D’Ingaggio (war rock)

Rito Pagano (d’autore)

Rocco Mandato (good boy, good music, really!)

Rospberry (disgoustous folk)

Ruggine (very old hevy metal band)

Rumuori (definitive noise)

 

S

 


S.M.S. (Sotto Mentite Spoglie) (cellular hided rock)

Santabarbara (disco bum)

Saponificatha (cianciulli's alternative)  

Screaming Dollies (bad girl rock)

Shame On (moralistic funky)

Silicon Wafer (computer music)

Ska Go (liquid shit ska)

Skamorza (ska partenopeo)

SkantiNati (garage born)

Skaramakai (clown folk)

Skeggia (quick punk)

Smamma (hardcore)

Smell Like Feat (dirty rock)

Spasma (hardcore)

Spazio Aereo (avio progressive)

Syncopathos (romantic funk)

 

T

 


Talassemìa (rock mediterraneo)

Talis Mani (latin lucky jazz) *

The Minkiettes (vocal girls)

The Ozono Hole (ambient ambient)

The Savonarolas (burning screaming vocal)

The Singles (only one beat)

Thestones (Classic Caparbio Rock)

Timor Domini (religious dark)

Tino Di Bianco & Romano Castelli (enologic duo)

Tizio, Caio & I Semproni (anonymous folk)

Too Much (many rock)

Tuquoque Brutus (latin surprise rock)

(Talis Mani are: Flavio Cornetti-Tullio Gobbi-Claudio Neri Gatti-Augusto Saleversi)

 

U

 


Ultrapanico (big fear hardcore)

Unatantum (temporary music)

Uni A 4 (tipografic techno)

 

V

 


Vallanza Ska (penitenziary ska)

Vitamina Cappa (pharmacy dance)

 

W

 

Wakka Dunkan (animal folk)

Wakkakane (animal folk)

 

Z

 


Zerokarma (hardcore zen)

Zinko Biloba (folk botanic metal)

Zoppa’s (progressive washing)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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